nineteen ninety sev’n
truly a bleak futureworld.
gin blossoms break up!
nineteen ninety sev’n
truly a bleak futureworld.
gin blossoms break up!
the weirdest we’ve seen
jean claude van damme’s greatest role:
gay karate man
Note: This two-minute clip isn’t just Van Damme’s first scene in the film – it’s his only scene in the film.
Staying sexy in the new millennium.
we love trash; hate this.
it commits the greatest sin:
this movie bored us
Thankfully, not Brandon Lee's final film.
now i feel cheated
no plot, no story? that’s fine.
but there’s no LASERS
Save us, Baboon Heart!
she needs to look smarter
it’s science time, tara reid
put on your glasses
bonus haiku:
he’s our patron saint
if you film it, we will come
uwe boll – crap bag
Teen horniness is not a crime.
low-to-no budget
fog machine is some costly
filmed in winnipeg
Check out those gams
cynthia rothrock
twenty four hours to midnight
it’s still midnight, bitch