Daily Archives: February 2, 2009

Queen of the Damned

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poor adaptation.
lestat now a reznor clone.
in book too? oh snap.

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Transylvania 6-5000

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this has not aged well
geena davis: sexy vamp
wtf

Mindhunters

mindhunters

he’s unstoppable!
but allow me to spoil you:
his weakness is bullets

BloodRayne

bloodrayne

it seems you weren’t told
no tank tops in the dark ages
michelle rodriguez

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Don’t Look in the Basement!

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don’t go down those stairs
at least not ’til the ending.
the plot twist lives there 

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Stay Alive

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stars frankie muniz
as a funky fresh gamer.
die quickly, malcolm 

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Code Hunter

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computer-made storm
drop a nuke on it, why not?
hey, there’s coolio! 

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Wild Side

wildside

once you have seen it
you can never un-see it:
walken/heche sex scene

Warning: Some NSFW language (and it gets worse from there).

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Fire & Ice

 

Cover is way more awesome than actual film.

This ski man is in danger.

 

 

oh, who could resist
the world of pro ski dancing?
besides everyone 

 

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Feed

 

There's just more to love.

There's just more to love.

 

 

i hunger no more
my appetite is gone now
scene with pan-fried wang

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