
Beware: Zombie Clown.
Skinny was our fav.
All he wanted was a bath.
And now he is gone.
Beware: Zombie Clown.
Skinny was our fav.
All he wanted was a bath.
And now he is gone.
Imaginary bugs are not scary.
Ashley Judd is a
super-mother-bug. What the
hell is Morgellon?
Bonus haiku:
This wasn’t scary.
Oh, it’s about a disease.
Fuck you, Ashley Judd.
A True Classic
An ear in pudding.
The rat monkey reinflates.
Peter Jackson? Wow.
It must be really hungry, then.
A bleak future world
The year: 2003
Lame death by head bang
Women take on the characteristics of dogs. So progressive.
Michelle Rodriguez
A different character? No.
Get some acting skills.
(This was actually pretty scary: the dogs are real.)
The movie that taught me the word planchette.
Possession obsessed.
Don’t get sucked through the planchette!
Another bag shot.
Part alien. Part predator. Completely terrible sequel.
Second encounter
But not the same alien
Cut your hair, be-otch
You look older than madonna... Because you're older than madonna.
Farting sound effects.
Slow it down or speed it up
to do the voices.
Bonus Haiku:
Zoom in on T-Rex.
Found a face in her wrinkles.
These girls aren’t eighteen.
Puzzle pieces and pieces of bodies. Get it? It's clever.
Bad dubbing and sound.
Zoom in on the bag shot, please.
“You baaaastaaaard! Baaaastaaaard!”
Never grow old. Never die. Never know fear again. Never watch this movie again.
Angus Sutherland.
Linen shirt and leather pants.
Score! Has two Coreys.