Monthly Archives: February 2009

Operation Warzone

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viet cong soliders?
i’m not too sure about that.
played by mexicans.

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Cat People

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sexy/dull/meow/meow
david bowie sings the theme.
it’s no “magic dance”.

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Vampire Raiders Ninja Queen

vampire-raiders

vampires: hop away!
ninjas: richard and susan!
pig: attacking you!

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Gothic

gothic

let’s hang this weekend.
we can trip out and hump things.
your pal, lord byron

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Invaders From Mars

child protagonist

Beware: child protagonist

Look, over the hill!
Some crazy laser action.
Was it all a dream?

Lost Highway

Mentally Traumatizing

Mentally Traumatizing

Kabuki make-up
on Robert Blake is not fit.
Why, David Lynch? Why?

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Vibrations

vibrations

saved by kind ravers
they gave you new robot hands
would Love Inc. do same?

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Diary of the Dead

All he wanted was a bath.

Beware: Zombie Clown.

Skinny was our fav.
All he wanted was a bath.
And now he is gone.

Bug

Imaginary bugs are not scary.

Imaginary bugs are not scary.

Ashley Judd is a
super-mother-bug. What the
hell is Morgellon?

Bonus haiku:

This wasn’t scary.
Oh, it’s about a disease.
Fuck you, Ashley Judd.

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Dead Alive

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A True Classic

An ear in pudding.
The rat monkey reinflates.
Peter Jackson? Wow.