Daily Archives: March 1, 2009

Robo Vampire

You'll need the plus or minus machine to bring you back to life after this one.

You'll need the plus or minus machine to bring you back to life after this one.

Scientists with perms.
A plus or minus machine.
Alas, no portals.

machine

There is a cyborg,
but it’s not in the film much.
The vampires hop.

round

Take two bad movies,
and then splice them together.
Recipe for gold.

Pulse

They get to you through your cell phone. Make sure you have enough minutes or you will be charged extra.

They get to you through your cell phone. Make sure you have enough minutes or you will be charged extra.

Veronica Mars.
I mean, “Josh? It’s Matty.”
Your printer has ghosts.

This movie would have
taken much longer if that
was a dot matrix.

Darkness Falls

Tragic.

Tragic.

The first half-hour of
this was brutally scary.
Just the first half-hour.

Seriously, though.
It was basically some chick
and a few flashlights.

White Noise 2: The Light

White Noise 2: The Light

Nathan Fillion:
His head looks like a turnip.
Oh! Katee Sackhoff.

Sure, isn’t she in
Battlestar Gallatica?
Don’t quit your day job.

Everything looks more important in slow motion.

Bonus: For your desktop

Bonus: For your desktop