Robo Vampire

You'll need the plus or minus machine to bring you back to life after this one.

You'll need the plus or minus machine to bring you back to life after this one.

Scientists with perms.
A plus or minus machine.
Alas, no portals.

machine

There is a cyborg,
but it’s not in the film much.
The vampires hop.

round

Take two bad movies,
and then splice them together.
Recipe for gold.

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3 thoughts on “Robo Vampire

  1. Gabe says:

    That -/+ gif is so good!

  2. 24hourstomidnight says:

    Robo Vampire tackles the intricacies of office bureaucracy:
    Soldier #1: Now that Tom is dead, I want to use his body to create an android-like robot. I’d appreciate you approving my application.
    Soldier #2: You’re assured of success?
    Soldier #1: Yes.
    Soldier #2: OK, it’s approved.

  3. Nolahn says:

    My favorite line from the movie! A close second is when Robo Vampire tackles character motivation through breathles exposition:

    “How dare you take my lover’s dark powers and turn him into a vampire beast! Now he is condemned to a living death and we can never be together in the afterlife!… Both his parents opposed our marriage! It was then that we decided that if we cannot be together in this life, Peter and I would be together forever in the afterlife! You have robbed him of this by
    turning him into a vampire beast! Now my only thought is of revenge! Now my dreams have been shattered! I hold you responsible for my misery!”

    This movie is unspeakably weird. I’ve come to think of it as the Jackson Pollock of bad movies (http://www.bargainbinreview.com/r_RoboVampire.html).

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