Twilight

I found this at a place called Teen Blog. Need I say more?

Glittering vampire.
Now, hang on spider monkey!
Fainting bay goth teens.

“You are my life now.”
This film made us laugh aloud,
and curse quietly.

Bonus Haiku:
Barf, barf, barf, barf, barf,
barf, barf, barf, barf, barf, barf, barf,
barf, barf, barf, and barf.