Phantasm II

The sequel, by the original's auteur, does not measure up.

The ball is back? So.
What we care about: portals!!!
Come on you motha!

Phantasm

This movie poster is telling the truth!!!

Actually scared,
Holding out for a portal.
Score! But just a wall.

Bonus:

Whoa! He got sucked through!
An alternate universe!?
Phantasm, is it?