Scarecrow Slayer

apparently, this is a sequel?

hey there! frat douchebags!
don’t steal that from tony todd,
he’s the candyman!

mary better run,
ROTC can’t stop it,
awesome! scarecrow fight!

Curse of the Doll People AKA Muñecos Infernales

tiny hands! disco balls! creepy!

archaeologists,
don’t be stealing sacred dolls,
dramatic eye zoom

this is available on youtube.

Degrees: David Boreanaz, Tara Reid, and Uwe Boll

At a recent staff meeting, Boylorne discovered a connection to acclaimed film-maker, Uwe Boll.

Colin Berry: One degree from Boylorne

This young man was BoyLorne’s roommate for a few short days.

David Boreanaz: Two degrees from Boylorne

Berry starred alongside Boreanaz in “These Girls”.

Tara Reid: Three degrees from Boylorne

Boreanaz was in “The Crow: Wicked Prayer” with Reid.

Uwe Boll: Four degrees from Boylorne

Reid starred in “Alone in the Dark”, directed by Boll.

Haiku:
It’s a new feature,
degrees of separation.
We hope you enjoy!