Hatchet for the Honeymoon AKA Il Rosso segno della follia

so many creepy bride mannequins

guy with the dead wife,
why do you keep killing brides?
Oedipus complex.

Cutthroat Island

This movie is so bad for so long it will make you want to cut your throat

Dear Geena Davis:
Could you please barrel through a
whole building for us?

Sorry, this wouldn’t let me embed, but the link is DEFINITELY worth the trouble.