This movie is so bad for so long it will make you want to cut your throat
Dear Geena Davis:
Could you please barrel through a
whole building for us?
Sorry, this wouldn’t let me embed, but the link is DEFINITELY worth the trouble.
Cutthroat Island
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i was really hoping that she was going to pull a sandwich out of her pants.
it must have been a hard year for geena davis.
Good find! Good haiku!
Moments before this scene, I said: “This movie doesn’t seem that ridiculous…”. Save by Davis!
Is it weird that all my Geena Davis sex fantasies involve her tackling me before we do it? Answer: “No, why do you ask?”