Cutthroat Island

This movie is so bad for so long it will make you want to cut your throat

This movie is so bad for so long it will make you want to cut your throat

Dear Geena Davis:
Could you please barrel through a
whole building for us?

Sorry, this wouldn’t let me embed, but the link is DEFINITELY worth the trouble.

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3 thoughts on “Cutthroat Island

  1. savagebrewtality says:

    i was really hoping that she was going to pull a sandwich out of her pants.
    it must have been a hard year for geena davis.

  2. boylorne says:

    Good find! Good haiku!
    Moments before this scene, I said: “This movie doesn’t seem that ridiculous…”. Save by Davis!

  3. Gabe says:

    Is it weird that all my Geena Davis sex fantasies involve her tackling me before we do it? Answer: “No, why do you ask?”

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