Monthly Archives: March 2009

The Gate

"What will we tell Mom and Dad? Glen levitated and broke the lamp?"

"What will we tell Mom and Dad? Glen levitated and broke the lamp?"

They opened the gate
The mother revealed as dog
Amazing fashions!

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Soul Survivors

Who's the star? If you guessed the blonde you didn't notice, you win!

Who's the star? If you guessed the blonde you didn't notice, you win!

oh no you didn’t!
“phew! it was all just a dream!”
my heart’s full of “ugh”

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Casshan: Robot Hunter

You really only need to watch Parts 1 and 4

You really only need to watch Parts 1 and 4

Son of Swan, Cashan–
I grow weary of that name;
also the theme song.

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Dracula 2000

dracula-2000

this is star studded.
omar epps, 7 of 9, and
vitamin c’s breasts

BONUS HAIKU

Hip and happening
It’s Judas Escariot!
Stop hatin’ Jesus.

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Ghost Rig

Ghost Rig, Ghost Ship... Ghost Dad?

Ghost Rig, Ghost Ship... Ghost Dad?

we thought: “this is dull”
and “we’ve seen this all before”
OH SNAP, TWIST ENDING!

GHOST MOVIE TRIVIA: The recent Eva Longoria movie “Over Her Dead Body” was originally titled “Ghost Bitch”.
FOR SERIOUS, YOU GUYS.

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Phantasm II

The sequel, by the original's auteur, does not measure up.

The sequel, by the original's auteur, does not measure up.

The ball is back? So.
What we care about: portals!!!
Come on you motha!

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Phantasm

This movie poster is telling the truth!!!

This movie poster is telling the truth!!!

Actually scared,
Holding out for a portal.
Score! But just a wall.

Bonus:

Whoa! He got sucked through!
An alternate universe!?
Phantasm, is it?

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Hellbent

hellbent

gay slasher movie
same old crap, but boys kiss boys
and not tara reid

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Biodome

Who could ever have predicted that there would indeed be trouble inside that bubble?

Who could ever have predicted that there would indeed be trouble inside that bubble?

dear stephen baldwin
would you say this is your worst?
kylie minogue does.

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Night of the Bloody Apes aka La Horripilante bestia humana,

notbm

ladies are wrestling,
it’s a heart transplant gone bad,
half man! half ape! GORE!

WARNING: NSFW

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