Daily Archives: April 23, 2009

[Hall of Fame] Jean-Claude Van Damme

"I go to the gym. I don't do pot any more. I don't do coke any more. I am very down to earth. I am not Dolce and Gabbana, I am Levi's. I am a people man. The blue collar love me."

“I go to the gym. I don’t do pot any more. I don’t do coke any more. I am very down to earth. I am not Dolce & Gabbana. I am Levi’s. I am a people man. The blue collar love me.” – JCVD

Congratulations, Jean-Claude Van Damme, star of Monaco Forever, Street Fighter, and Double Team – You are now a member of our Hall of Fame! You’ll always be Dolce & Gabbana to us.

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Macabre

i hear you make great soup

i hear you make great soup

the worst day ever,
your son and boyfriend both killed,
trashy lingerie.

hospital release,
now you live with a blind man,
and your daughter’s nuts.

you’re totally gross,
every night insatiable,
necrophilia.


NSFW!
this is the grossest thing i’ve ever seen.
haiku co-written with maggie.

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A Blade in the Dark aka La casa con la scala nel buio

kleenex ain't gonna clean that up

kleenex ain't gonna clean that up

girl in the closet
a weave in the chicken wire
typical katia

is this your weapon?
an exacto-knife? puleeze.
retract blade slowly.

ok vacant nerds, this movie is actually terrifying. you can watch it on youtube.

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