Sorry, Stephen King. St. Bernard's aren't scary like they were in the 80's.
This was not scary
But the dog was really cute.
Despite the rabies.
But, seriously…
Come on! Your dog has rabies.
Just calm the fuck down.
UPDATE
This was so scary!!!
Naturalie fell asleep.
You don’t have the right!
THIS WAS NOT SCARY. I stand by my haiku.
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
You were too busy traversing an alternate universe via couch portal
~mystyron
CUJO IS TERRIFYING.
you need to re-watch portal-face!
I NEVER WANNA HANG OUT IN A CAR WITH A CRAZED DOG HANGING AROUND OUTSIDE! DO YOU????
COME ON! It’s a dog!!!!