Monthly Archives: April 2009

Double Team

Mickey Rourke didn't get an Oscar for this movie, either.

Mickey Rourke didn't get an Oscar for this movie, either.

here’s dennis rodman
before muchmoremusic shows
ew – basketball puns

Skip to 9:00. It’s really all you need to know.

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Street Fighter

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oh, who will save us?
our last hope: kylie minogue
and gay karate man

Tremendous acting talent!

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[Hall of Fame] Malcolm McDowell

Malcolm McDowell, and a future Hall-of-Famer.

Malcolm McDowell, and a future Hall-of-Famer.

Congratulations, Malcolm McDowell, star of Cat People, Doomsday, and Tank Girl – You are now a member of our Hall of Fame! When you need a creepy British gentleman, you call Malcolm McDowell.

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Tank Girl

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post-apocalypse!
where is all the water? gone.
Ice-T? kangaroo.

Star of "Ice-T's Rap School", and author of "The Ice Opinion: Who Gives a Fuck?"

here’s my confession:
i loved this film in grade eight.
how embarassing.

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Urban Legend

When the WB's brightest stars come out to shine.

When the WB's brightest stars come out to shine.

teen stars, sassy cop
and many ironic kills
and yet, it still sucks

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so hard to recall
i saw this ten years ago
oh hi, tara reid

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Witchboard

tawny kitaen: addicted to ouija

tawny kitaen: addicted to ouija

no, you’re not pregnant,
you’ve just been tricked by a ghost.
way to get possessed.

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