Daily Archives: May 1, 2009

Black Cobra

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bad-ass detective.
doesn’t make a lot of sense.
you’ve been blaxploited!

Choice quotes from “Black Cobra”:

The Chief (bloody and battered after thugs kidnap his daughter): If only I was twenty-five years younger…!
Black Cobra: If you were twenty-five years younger, you would not have a daughter.

Later…

The Chief (who is reluctant to let Black Cobra on the case of his missing daughter): I know why you’re doing this. It’s because it’s my daughter, isn’t it?
Black Cobra: I’m not doing it for you. I’m just doing it. I would do it even if it were Santa Claus’ daughter.


Note: This video gets good around the 1:00 mark.

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Black Cobra 2

Made using MS Paint?

Made using MS Paint?

black cobra is back!
his ‘member’s only’ jacket
hides a heart of gold

A special guest review from our friends at george5650230:
Black Cobra 2 was desirable! You have to make out this movie! A superfine performance by Edoardo Margheriti & Fred Williamson make Black Cobra 2 a “ought to come alive” movie! The stunning cast includes Edoardo Margheriti, Fred Williamson, Nicholas Hammond, Emma Hoagland, Najid Jadali. This cast just make Black Cobra 2 the more prodigious!

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[Hall of Fame] Bai Ling

Glamour?

Glamour?

Congratulations to Bai Ling who has starred in three 24hourstomidnight classics (Code Hunter, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, Southland Tales). She is now a member of our Hall of Fame. She also starred in that episode of “Lost” about Jack’s tattoos, and no one likes that episode.

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Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

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no book and no witch?
survival horror mixed with
reality bites

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