Glasses? Clipboard? HAIR IN A BUN?? This is one smart lady.
Upon her successful appearance in “Alone in the Dark” as a real smart archaeology lady (Quoth director Uwe Boll: “Tara Reid is looking really intelligent with eyeglass.”), Tara Reid decided it was time to give back to the community. So, she opened The Tara Reid Acting School for Real Smart Ladies – a place where pretty ladies can learn to hold props that look smart, in hopes that they themselves will appear intelligent.
Who needs brains when you have a wind machine?
Graduate: Isabel Lucas
Major: Book Holding
Film: Transformers 2 (2009)
From all of us here at “24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!”, we wish Isabel Lucas a hearty congratulations, and remind our readers that intelligence is only a labcoat away.
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Brilliant! You know, a pony tail did wonders for Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls, although that was more to make her seem human than smart. How about Charlotte Lewis in The Golden Child? Before Reid’s time I know, maybe she’s on the board of governors?