Monthly Archives: June 2009

Jeepers Creepers

How about we shoehorn a creepy kids song into this movie. OK? OK.

How about we shoehorn a creepy kids song into this movie. OK? OK.

starts with scary truck,
director veers into trash,
asleep at the wheel

Admittedly, the truck is EFFIN’ SCARY. Who is driving the truck? Spoiler alert: It’s a bat monster, with vanity license plates. With some exposition by a Spooky PsychicTM and a Crazy Old WomanTM, the kids make it to the non-sensical conclusion.

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Teenage Caveman

Not the 1958 version... unfortunately

Not the 1958 version... unfortunately

but it is basically porn.
Ew! Andrew Keegan!

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Also starring Taryn Manning of <i>The Breed</i>

Also starring Taryn Manning of The Breed

Britney Spears acting?
If only this were horror.
Don’t quit your day job.

About that last point…
Those are impractical sleeves!
Sing for your supper???

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[site news] 100


The staff and crew of “24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!” are celebrating the announcement of our 100th review.

24 Hours to Midnight
A Blade in the Dark aka La casa con la scala nel buio
Alone in the Dark
Bad Girls From Valley High
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
Batman & Robin
Battlefield Earth
Black Cobra
Black Cobra 2
Blair Witch 2
Brainiac aka El Baron Del Terror!
Brotherhood 3: Young Demons
Casshan: Robot Hunter
Cat People
Class of 1984
Code Hunter
Curse of the Doll People AKA Muñecos Infernales
Cutthroat Island
Darkness Falls
Dead Alive
Death Machine
Diary of the Dead
Don’t Look in the Basement!
Double Team
Dracula 2000
Drag Me to Hell
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
Fire & Ice
First Born
From Beyond
Ghost Rig
Ginger Snaps
Hands of Steel
Hard Rock Zombies
Hatchet for the Honeymoon AKA Il Rosso segno della follia
High Kicks
Invaders From Mars
John Carpenter’s Vampires
Laser Mission
Lost Boys: The Tribe
Lost Highway
Maximum Overdrive
Monaco Forever
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
My Bloody Valentine 3D
Night of the Bloody Apes aka La Horripilante bestia humana,
Ninja Champion
Operation Warzone
Phantasm II
Pieces a.k.a. Mil gritos tiene la noche
Pootie Tang
Pulse 3: Invasion
Queen of the Damned
Robo Vampire
Scarecrow Slayer
Soul Survivors
Southland Tales
Stay Alive
Street Fighter
Tank Girl
Teen Witch
The Breed
The Gate
The Hidden
The House That Dripped Blood
The Initiation of Sarah
The Keep
The Price of Kissing
The Unholy
Transylvania 6-5000
Urban Legend
Vampire Raiders Ninja Queen
Vampires: Los Muertos
White Noise 2: The Light
Wild Side
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies
Witchboard 3: The Possession
Witchcraft IV
Xtro II: The Second Encounter

…and we haven’t even done “Glitter” yet!


Drag Me to Hell

100th review blogstravaganza!

100th review blogstravaganza!

boyfriend? the mac guy
with his dreamy hipster hair
and punchable face

A possessed hankie?
A cameo! Ash’s car!
Here, kitty, kitty!

play with the ouija,
or blaspheme in a graveyard,
you get dragged to hell.

speakerphone, come on,
dude, your mom is an asshole.
fuck off, turkey club.

Only sometimes good:
Please lay off the CGI.
Whoa! A talking goat!

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