Daily Archives: July 7, 2009

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

This movie is apparently about Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts and some disembodied heads that are sad.

This movie is apparently about Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts and some disembodied heads that are sad.

sequel time, teen stars!
a harsh genre for non-whites.
watch out, moesha!


0:20 – Jennifer Love Hewitt takes what we loved about the original film (her “stretch out your arms and yell” method of acting) but THIS time, instead of yelling “What are you waiting for, huh!?” she says “Come and get me. I’m right here!”… but THIS time her character has evolved to a point where she decides to deliver her lines in a soaking wet shirt. That’s how you make a sequel, people.

SPOILER: OK, so the killer from the first movie is Ben Willis. In this movie, Jennifer Love Hewitt befriends a mysterious stranger named Will Benson… who, to the surprise of no one, turns out to be Ben’s son, out for revenge. Will is Ben‘s son. Wordplay, y’all!

Trivia: Mekhi Pfifer, who plays Brandy’s boyfriend in “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” (aka ISKWYDLS aka Iskwiddles) also stars in the Brandy/Monica song “The Boy is Mine”. Now go to YouTube and watch it. It won’t embed here.

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