Monthly Archives: August 2009

[site news] And we’re back!

We made it out of the cabin in the woods alive! We should also note that we stopped into the video store in my hometown where they were basically having the sale of the century: VHS tapes, $1 each.

Given the opportunity to choose from what I’ve always considered to be the greatest depository of B-movies on the entire eastern seaboard, we may have gone a little overboard.

Between the four of us, how many VHS tapes did we buy?

47.

47.

They smell like the library, and we love them all dearly.

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[site news] 24 Hours to Midnight: The Staff Retreat!

omg scaryyyyy lol

omg scaryyyyy lol

We gone! The staff of “24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!” needs to regroup. So, this weekend, we’ll be having on a staff retreat to a cabin in the woods (for reals!).

GIVEAWAY REMINDER: EVERYBODY who sends their mailing address to us at 24hourstomidnight@gmail.com will get something in the mail. Sure to be something awesome! Do it up!

We’ll be back Monday…
…unless we’re all murdered.
…unless we’re revealed to be the killer.
…unless it was all a dream.
…unless we were dead the whole time.

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[item of interest] Bai Ling has a blog

You guys, “24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!” Hall-of-Famer Bai Ling has a blog.
And it’s called “Naked Seduction” (http://ling-bai.blogspot.com/).

Her interests include: life and magic.

If you like Bai Ling, rambling, and eight-thousand teen-girl-self-portraits, and hate capitalization, then this blog is the place for you.

Bai Ling: Eating cake and blogging about it.

Bai Ling: Eating cake and blogging about it.

Bai Ling: In the tub, and blogging about it.

Bai Ling: In the tub, and blogging about it.

Stars: They’re just like us!

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the unborn (2009)

Really scary. Really.

Really scary. Really.

Some priest possession,
ecumenical seance,
and lots of mirrors.

Oh my god! That thing!
It’s upside down and crawling!
Get the fuck out now!

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Crocodile (2000)

Crocodile

will croc eat the dog?
tiny dog is not eaten!
we were all surprised.

If you want to see a tiny dog jump through a crocodile’s mouth, or a man swallowed whole by a bad graphics crocodile (only to be vomited up due to his use of bug spray), we have you covered: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KYsT4Xi1aw

Finally, here’s a very special crocodile tribute, set to to (what else) the music of Evanescence: 

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Wrestlemaniac

 

stars a case holder on "deal or no deal"

stars a case holder on "deal or no deal"

amateur porn stars
hide in sexy positions
whoops! there goes your face!


the first trailer is better, the second better demonstrates porn stars hiding in sexy poses.  also the second one is kind of nsfw.  kind of.

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Chill Factor

Late '90s supercouple.

Their supercouple name? Skuba.

it’s cuba! It’s skeet!
it’s clearly the late ’90’s,
and so bromantic.


Note: Sorry – the only related “Chill Factor” videos on YouTube don’t allow embedding. Instead, here’s an instructional video on how to do “The Chill Factor”, which is a line dance that I can only assume was inspired by the film that went on to score 7% at Rotten Tomatoes.

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The Tara Reid Acting School for Real Smart Ladies: Jessica Alba

Occasionally, a filmmaker needs a lady to look smart, but can’t afford to change the script, or cast someone that can act like a smart person. That’s when you call the “Tara Reid Acting School for Real Smart Ladies” – helping ladies be smart through the use of props. Today’s graduate? Jessica Alba.

Smart?

Smart?

Jessica Alba is the winner of two Lazzies (the Latino version of a Razzie) for her status as Worst Latina Actress. However, that didn’t stop her from playing the WASPiest white woman in the Marvel Universe – The Invisible Woman.

Blacktina?

Blacktina?

How will she make it as a super-powered blonde woman with advanced degrees in four biochemical fields? Witness the transformation!

"You guys! Science!", said the be-wigged Alba.

"You guys! Science!", said the be-wigged Alba.

Wow! Not since “Honey” have we seen such a Cinderella story!

Graduate: Jessica Alba
Major: Glasses Wearing
Film: Fantastic Four (2005), Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)

Congratulations, Jessica Alba!

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A Haunting in Connecticut

ghosts? or substance abuse?

ghosts? or substance abuse?

when raising the dead,
do not forget the eyelids.
whoa! ectoplasm!

this was not that great.
haunting in connecticut?
more like a boring.

are we that simple?
to freak over spec effects?
k-mart movie gore.

and the kiss of death?
that it’s based on real events.
real boring events.

this documentary comes on halloween time like 40 times a day.  this halloween you should totally watch it.

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