Daily Archives: September 1, 2009

[Hall of Fame] Idris Elba

Idris Elba as Stringer Bell

Idris Elba as "Stringer Bell"

For serious?

With deep regret, we place Idris Elba in the “24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!” Hall of Fame. Elba is a British television/theatre/film actor who is probably best known for his portrayal of Stringer Bell on the brilliant HBO series “The Wire”.

HOWever, Elba has managed to take starring roles in the requisite three “24 Hours to Midnight” film entries (The Unborn, Prom Night, and Obsessed aka “Oh No She Didn’t”). AND he’s in Hilary Swank pseudo-religious clunker “The Reaping”, which we haven’t gotten around to reviewing yet. His Rotten Tomatoes rating (an average rating of all of the films an actor has starred in) is a dismal 11%.

How does this kind of thing happen?

THE DISEMBODIED HEAD OF BEYONCÉ IS GOING TO EAT YOUR CAREER AND FILL YOU WITH SAD.

THE DISEMBODIED HEAD OF BEYONCÉ IS GOING TO EAT YOUR CAREER AND FILL YOU WITH SAD.

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Prom Night

that thing you do? kill everybody.

that thing you do? oh, kill everybody.

boring kids get killed
what is your teenage drama?
prom is deadly, b’ys.

IDRIS ELBA! HALL OF FAME!

 

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