Daily Archives: September 28, 2009

Pontypool

 

ladies, that guy is not handsome.  otherwise, i have no complaints about this movie.

ladies, that guy is not handsome. otherwise, i have no complaints about this movie.

zombies throw up blood,
dudes, just get off the radio.
ew! gross! don’t kiss that!

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Terror in Paradise

"Oh, the terror is causing me to clutch this tiny towel even closer to my bare flesh!"

"Oh, the terror is causing me to clutch this tiny towel even closer to my bare flesh!"

terrorists beware.
they’re going to stop you somehow.
horny tennis pros.

Quotable quote #1
Terrorist (upon spotting our heroes): It’s some young stud, and a broad with the hots.

Quotable quote #2
Hero: What happened to you?
Heroine: They raped me.
Hero: I’LL KILL THEM!
Heroine: I already did.
Hero: I want you to always be part of my life.

Quotable quote #3:
Token black terrorist on squad of multicultural terrorists: Don’t jazz me!

Best scene:
Before the finale, one terrorist, in memory of his fallen terrorist pals, sheds a single tear.

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Angelfist

"If Looks Could Kill, They Wouldn't Need To Kick."

"If Looks Could Kill, They Wouldn't Need To Kick."

want to fight some crime?
join these lady kickboxers;
shower frequently.

when not fighting nude,
all of the girls wear spandex.
it’s leotarded.

Fast Fact #1: Angelfist was directed by Cirio H. Santiago, director of TNT Jackson!
Fast Fact #2: Angelfist stars Catya Sassoon, daughter of Vidal Sassoon!

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