30% decrease in adoption rates after this movie's release.

Spoiler alert!
Jen found out she’s not a kid.
Whoa! She’s thirty-three?!

“The information!”
We screamed at the tv set.
Call could’ve saved dad.

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3 thoughts on “Orphan

  1. 24hourstomidnight says:

    More like “secret identity” alert: Who’s “Jen”?? You know that we must conceal our civilian identities to protect our friends and family members from… blogs.


  2. 24hourstomidnight says:

    If you were as up on this blog as you claim to be, you would already know that the mysterious “Jen” has appeared in a previous haiku.

    You are the one who has revealed her civie ident. Show’s over, Synergy.


  3. savagebrewtality says:

    you guys, this is weird.

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