30% decrease in adoption rates after this movie's release.
Spoiler alert!
Jen found out she’s not a kid.
Whoa! She’s thirty-three?!
“The information!”
We screamed at the tv set.
Call could’ve saved dad.
Orphan
24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!
Our favourite bad movies, reviewed in haiku
24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog! 
More like “secret identity” alert: Who’s “Jen”?? You know that we must conceal our civilian identities to protect our friends and family members from… blogs.
-boylorne
If you were as up on this blog as you claim to be, you would already know that the mysterious “Jen” has appeared in a previous haiku.
You are the one who has revealed her civie ident. Show’s over, Synergy.
-Naturalie
you guys, this is weird.