Light as a feather, stiff as a board x like 100,000,000
teen girls have powers
repeat things ad nauseum
and throw hissy fits
The Craft
24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!
Our favourite bad movies, reviewed in haiku
Light as a feather, stiff as a board x like 100,000,000
teen girls have powers
repeat things ad nauseum
and throw hissy fits
24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog! 
Timeless film. Teen girls still have powers, chant, and throw hissy fits. But now they also make a sour face, while texting.
Just watched the trailer, and noticed two things:
1) Whole lotta power walks.
2) “Exorcise Your Rites”? I’m awash in puns.
Hey, I love this movie. Sure, it’s trashy, but I love it.
So do we, Branden. So do we.
~mystyron
I dug Ben Stiller’s future wife as the balding aryan queen bitch. This was the beginning of my love affair with Rachel True… Fairuza Balk was born for this role, so long as she was Return to Oz first.
Agreed, Steve! We watched a featurette which showed Balk getting into character–which apparently wasn’t that hard, as she is (was?) a practicing Wicca herself and found it quite easy to get into the role.