an assault on the senses.
edward cullen’s back
what a fucking dickburger
NO GLITTERDICK! NOOOOOOO!
New Moon
24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!
Our favourite bad movies, reviewed in haiku
an assault on the senses.
edward cullen’s back
what a fucking dickburger
NO GLITTERDICK! NOOOOOOO!
24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog! 
“NOOOOOOO!” = one syllable = so good.
-boylorne
Who had a sexy transformation in this? I saw it in theatres and can’t remember anything other than loving Alice and the sexy jailbait and hating everything else.
~mystyron
the sexy jailbait had several sexy transformations, from long hair to short hair, from man to beast. from shirt wearing, to always shirtless.
Which is worse this or Twilight?
Branden – Depends on what you mean by “worse”.
Twilight is a more hilarious viewing experience.
New Moon is a bigger waste of time.
-boylorne
I’m glad that I missed “New Moon”.
Haha “dickburger”. Don’t you get annoyed watching “bad” movies? I know they’re so bad which in a way makes them so good, but I sat down to watch “The Spirit” today and I’ve never been so angry in my entire life the fact that I watched the first half hour that piece of crap “bad” movie.
tell me more about this “the spirit.” is that the one that came out around the same time as sin city but nobody cared about it?
lorne, you are in no position to make a judgement on new moon. both are equally ridiculous and terrible. TEAM JACOB 4EVA.
-savbrew
“The Spirit” was truly awful. Lots of pointless monologues.