New Moon

an assault on the senses.

edward cullen’s back
what a fucking dickburger
NO GLITTERDICK! NOOOOOOO!


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9 thoughts on “New Moon

  1. 24hourstomidnight says:

    “NOOOOOOO!” = one syllable = so good.

    -boylorne

  2. 24hourstomidnight says:

    Who had a sexy transformation in this? I saw it in theatres and can’t remember anything other than loving Alice and the sexy jailbait and hating everything else.

    ~mystyron

  3. 24hourstomidnight says:

    the sexy jailbait had several sexy transformations, from long hair to short hair, from man to beast. from shirt wearing, to always shirtless.

  4. Branden says:

    Which is worse this or Twilight?

  5. 24hourstomidnight says:

    Branden – Depends on what you mean by “worse”.

    Twilight is a more hilarious viewing experience.
    New Moon is a bigger waste of time.

    -boylorne

  6. Branden says:

    I’m glad that I missed “New Moon”.

  7. Jimbob says:

    Haha “dickburger”. Don’t you get annoyed watching “bad” movies? I know they’re so bad which in a way makes them so good, but I sat down to watch “The Spirit” today and I’ve never been so angry in my entire life the fact that I watched the first half hour that piece of crap “bad” movie.

  8. 24hourstomidnight says:

    tell me more about this “the spirit.” is that the one that came out around the same time as sin city but nobody cared about it?

    lorne, you are in no position to make a judgement on new moon. both are equally ridiculous and terrible. TEAM JACOB 4EVA.

    -savbrew

  9. Naturalie says:

    “The Spirit” was truly awful. Lots of pointless monologues.

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