Daily Archives: February 19, 2010

Darkness (2002)

seriously, there is a hellmouth in the middle of your living room. it's got snakes and everything.

strangely aged boyfriend
there’s no larva in the wall
chop those vegetables

this ending of this movie was so scary i had to watch “the room” before i went to bed so that i would not be scared of the dark.    YOU’RE TEARING ME APART!

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[The LAMB Devours the Oscars 2010] Best live action short film

LAMBDevoursOscar - Best Live Action Short Film
Hey y’all.
It’s time for the Large Association of Movie Blogs’ annual event, “The LAMB Devours the Oscars”, where different blogs tackle different categories of the Oscars. Luckily, it’s a category that matches this site’s attention span (if not our taste level) — Best Live Action Short Film.
The five nominees are:
  • Miracle Fish,” Luke Doolan, director, and Drew Bailey, producer (Druid Films)
  • Instead of Abracadabra,” Patrik Eklund, director, and Mathias Fjellstrom, producer (Direktorn & Fabrikorn)
  • Kavi,” Gregg Helvey, director-producer (Gregg Helvey)
  • The Door,” Juanita Wilson, director, and James Flynn, producer (Octagon Films Ltd.)
  • The New Tenants,” Joachim Back, director, and Tivi Magnusson, producer (Park Pictures)


dorky magic swede,
chock full of indie styles!
but hipsters don’t vote


kavi is a slave
this dirt poor kid won’t win it
slumdog’s so last year


chernobyl fallout
the children are all so pale
fresh outta jokes, y’all


last film – hope it’s good
hey, vincent d’onofrio!
let’s give him the win.

PICK TO WIN: The New Tenants

BONUS: SHORT TERM 12 (written before the nominations were announced):

then there’s short term 12.
sad kids, and sadder adults?
we have a winner.

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