Missionary Man

missionary man: loves beating up dudes with garbage cans. co-starring someone who was on one episode of the new melrose place.

ride your motor bike
quote scripture, beat up bad guys
“do” the widow.  yawn.

Seriously, for a movie that had so much going for it, I have no idea how it turned out so terribly.  There were explosions, tequila shots, crooked cops, motorcycles, vengeance and DOLPH LUNDGREN, and still this put me to sleep.  Maybe it was just too cliche ridden to hold my attention.  The highlight by far was this preview:

ZOMBIE STRIPPERS!!!!!!!

boylorne: Dolph Lundgren is a man of many talents. Check this out (and wait for 1:15… AND 1:30):

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6 thoughts on “Missionary Man

  1. 24hourstomidnight says:

    lorne, that link is incredible. is it like some sort of german version of “dancing with the stars”????

    also, i can’t believe how confused my spelling of his last name originally was. what is he? related to buddy that cuts hair up on lemarchant road? jesus.

    -savbrew

  2. Jimbob says:

    Ya that movie looks somewhat OK going by the trailer, but those types of movies start to suck real soon while actually watchin them!

  3. 24hourstomidnight says:

    I really want to see Zombie Strippers.

    LOVE LUNDRIGAN’S!!!

    ~mystyron

  4. Branden says:

    That title sound s like a porn flick.

  5. Steve says:

    Am I dreaming, or was there a Sean Connery movie of the same name? Or does Dolph cure cancer in this one too?

  6. Alex says:

    Zombie Strippers is pretty rad. It’s funny and sort of gross and there’s a lot of sexy dancing. A good date movie.

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