DINOSAURS! GOLDBLUM! AWESOME!
newman frees dinos
“chaotician” loses shirt
hold on to yer butts
Hello.
Jurassic Park
24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!
Our favourite bad movies, reviewed in haiku
DINOSAURS! GOLDBLUM! AWESOME!
newman frees dinos
“chaotician” loses shirt
hold on to yer butts
Hello.
24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog! 
Jeff Goldblum, Sam Neill and Laura Dern action heroes? Ridonkulous! JP turned me into a condescending jerk by making “clever girl” one of my regular throwaway lines. Would Toronto’s basketball team be named as such were it not for this film’s existence?
HAHAHAHA! HAWT BUSINESS.
~Naturalie
I watched this movie approximately 2000 times as a kid. I wish I owned the DVD.
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