seriously, just watch the first 5 minutes, or better yet, this youtube clip.
if you want to see
keanu dance to dragula,
watch this movie
The Watcher (2000)
24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!
Our favourite bad movies, reviewed in haiku
seriously, just watch the first 5 minutes, or better yet, this youtube clip.
if you want to see
keanu dance to dragula,
watch this movie
24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog! 
The clip is way better if you imagine that Keanu’s bad dance is causing the end of the world (note whooshy sound effects), and the police department is rushing to stop him.
-boylorne
This cracked my sh*t up! I saw this film in the theaters 800 years ago and have entirely forgotten about it.