LET HIM TWEAK! FUCK YOU, TIT BAGS!
jon stewart’s dismembered
fingers are molesting
jordana brewster
The Faculty
24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!
Our favourite bad movies, reviewed in haiku
LET HIM TWEAK! FUCK YOU, TIT BAGS!
jon stewart’s dismembered
fingers are molesting
jordana brewster
24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog! 
It’s been a while since you guys have reviewed (or haikued) something I’ve actually seen – should have known (how could I have known?) that The Faculty would come up at some point. Percy Jackson made a flimsy attempt to revive the whole “your teacher is a monster” idea, but I think the sub-genre is bound for a renaissance any day now.
vampires will have to fall out of fashion sooner or later. the faculty was surprisingly still enjoyable! BRING ON THE RENAISSANCE.
-savbrew