leonardo dicaprio: fedahrawl mawshall.
our pug-faced hero
is absolutely insane
plot twist? obvious.
Shutter Island (2010)
24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!
Our favourite bad movies, reviewed in haiku
leonardo dicaprio: fedahrawl mawshall.
our pug-faced hero
is absolutely insane
plot twist? obvious.
24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog! 
I don’t think that the movie is awful. It was predictable, but I still enjoyed it.
oh not, it’s not a bad movie, it just drags and my mom had the plot figured out about 10 minutes into it, right down to the stuff about mark ruffalo’s character. not everything review is terrible, just a large portion of it is.
Oh, I thought that was the point of the blog. Highlighting the dreck of the cinema. I stand corrected.
BONUS POINTS FOR USE OF “DRECK”