Never Cry Werewolf (2008)

PETTER STEBBINGS, YOU PLAYED A TEEN IN 1993, STOP HANGING AROUND HIGH SCHOOLS.

like oz and willow
with a creepy age difference
and kevin sorbo

Points of Interest:

Nina Dobrev is really into playing characters that look like the old timey beloved of a monster. I’ve only seen her in two things, and in both she is the object of affection of either a werewolf or a vampire that carries around a picture of the old-timey look-a-like lover.

Melissa from Never Cry Werewolf

Katherine from The Vampire Diaries

Apparently when you are bitten by a werewolf you go through an unsexy transformation and turn into this unfortunate thing:

UNSEXY!

UNFORTUNATE!

And finally, this:

KEVIN SORBO GUSSIED UP LIKE SOME INDIANA JONES CROCODILE HUNTER BEING CHASED BY AND UNFORTUNATE HALF WEREWOLF!

This is not a good movie by any means, but if it comes on TV, you could probably leave it on and be entertained.

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4 thoughts on “Never Cry Werewolf (2008)

  1. Dan says:

    The girl reminds me of Jennifer Connelly in Labyrinth – never a bad thing. However, despite what seem like decent special-effects it looks like it was shot on S-VHS by a group of film schoolers. Of course, ripping off Fright Night by sticking a werewolf theme over the top is always going to entice me in!

  2. 24hourstomidnight says:

    that is amazing, throughout the whole thing, the werewolf was giving me a david bowie/jareth vibe. since watching it, i’ve been dying to watch fright night again, i haven’t seen it in a million years!

  3. Alisa says:

    I’ve only watched clips on YouTube of this movie, and although it looks like a crappy low budget film, I actually REALLY want to see it. I love Nina Dobrev in Vampire Diaries and it looks like it could be worth watching. Anyone know any websites in which I can see the full movie, even if it’s in seperate parts? It’d be much appreicated, thanks. 🙂

  4. Alisa says:

    I’ve only watched clips on YouTube of this movie, and although it looks like a crappy low budget film, I actually REALLY want to see it. I love Nina Dobrev in Vampire Diaries and it looks like it could be worth watching. Anyone know any websites in which I can see the full movie, even if it’s in seperate parts? It’d really be much appreicated, thanks.

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