let’s make like tito ortiz
and haul fucking buns
well, we’ve finally seen ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, and now we can never unsee it.
- weird existential bullshit dialogue that makes absolutely no sense
- references to both UHF and THE WARRIORS
- ridiculous stripper pole moves
- a zombie stripper shooting golf AND pool balls out of her cooch
despite all of this, i can never, ever imagine watching it again. solid effort, really good if you’re into strippers and zombies maybe, but a pretty terrible movie all in all.