Zombie Strippers! (2008)

like flashdance, but with zombies instead of welding.

hey everybody
let’s make like tito ortiz
and haul fucking buns

well, we’ve finally seen ZOMBIE STRIPPERS, and now we can never unsee it.

highlights include:

  • weird existential bullshit dialogue that makes absolutely no sense
  • references to both UHF and THE WARRIORS
  • ridiculous stripper pole moves
  • a zombie stripper shooting golf AND pool balls out of her cooch

despite all of this, i can never, ever imagine watching it again. solid effort, really good if you’re into strippers and zombies maybe, but a pretty terrible movie all in all.

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2 thoughts on “Zombie Strippers! (2008)

  1. 24hourstomidnight says:

    No Rob Zombie on the soundtrack? That IS suprising, since this movie could’ve been scored by 90 minutes of “Dragula” on a loop.

    Speaking of cultural wastelands:


  2. Klaus says:

    While I can’t say that i’ve re-watched Zombie Strippers yet, I can foresee a day (perhaps this weekend)? Then again, I am partial to strippers and zombies 🙂

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