Daily Archives: July 29, 2010

The Fourth Kind (2009)

wam bam thank you spaceman

MILLA JOJOVICH!
YOU SAID THE FOOTAGE WAS REAL!
YOU ARE A LIAR!

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True Believer (1989)

"IS THAT HARRY POTTER????" no mom, it's robert downey jr.

rob downey in court
james woods has a ponytail
it’s weird and poufy

despite there being several clips from the movie, i could not find a trailer on youtube, watch this instead:

there is a trailer on videodetective, but i am bad at the internet.  here is a link:

http://www.videodetective.com/movies/TRUE_BELIEVER/trailer/P00000847.htm

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Drop Squad (1994)

drop squad eriq la salle

Big trouble at County General

there’s lots of yelling
and I was totally bored
(this haiku’s racist)

This parody commercial makes the 90 minutes of angry monologues and heavy-handed satire almost seem worthwhile.

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