vampires! such prudes!
bella just wants glitterdick
no means no, missy
Why do people watch this trash? The fans say that they are shit. Why are there going to be five movies?
I know it’s because of the cash cow on the glittery vamps and sexually confused wolfboys, but come on.
I saw the first movie, skipped the second, and saw this. From my understanding, Part 2 must have been someone saying “there’s werewolves now” then two hours of putting a puss on.
The vampire family is moderately interesting! Despite the fact that the good guy vampires didn’t bite anybody or do anything vampirey, they make for more interesting figures than Edward, who is the big dull dud of the Cullen clan. What did he do before he had Bella to harass?
Best part: Bella’s nameless friends and their two character traits: “unobservant”, and “wears glasses”.
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