Salt (2010)


Would you like some fat, pouty lips with your salt?

Typical Jolie:
shoot some guns and give some ‘tude;
ridiculous clothes.

At least the role didn’t go to Tom Cruise, as was originally intended – though imagine him sporting this rather fetching look:

Jolie: so Russian

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2 thoughts on “Salt (2010)

  1. 24hourstomidnight says:

    Indeed – nothing says “Russian” like a big ol’ fur hat perched on your noggin. I think it’d look better with matching big ol’ ear flaps.

  2. mystyron says:

    She dons the fur after it is revealed she is indeed a Russian sleeper agent. Wardrobe contributes significantly to the major themes of this film.

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