Monthly Archives: October 2010

Halloween II (1981)

damn, michael myers!
just leave jamie lee alone.
syringe into eye.

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The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror (2007)

"Who would want to be with a singer-songwriter who hasn't hit the big time? ... Do you want some couscous?"

sluttiness abounds
and so do gay one-liners
yay, stabbed by drag queen!

Here’s the “sexy version” of the trailer:

And here’s a fun little scene:

So it turns out that above crazy lady was actually gang-banged by a large group of Republicans and gave birth to a teenage zombie boy.


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Someone’s Knocking at the Door (2009)

Starring cheap Keanu Reeves
So much dicky-bird.

This “grind-house throwback” was actually pretty disturbing, especially because of the intense scenes of equal opportunity rape and slaughter. Luckily, it was all just a dream!

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adrien brody
screws sarah’s science project.
um… literally.

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Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

a hot synth soundtrack,
mutant snake, and bazooka…
but, where is my top?

This is amazing.

This is AMAZING.



Hard Ticket to Paradise


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Cat’s Eye (1985)

seriously, what the heck is that thing?

three unscary tales
drew barrymore haunts a cat
what the fuck is that???

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The Seventh Sign (1988)

this looks like a danielle steel novel.

knife wounds make portals
demi moore: pregnant hero
oh look, a baby!

sorry i haven’t been posting much, i’ve been feeling pretty uninspired.  i’ve been watching tonnes of garbage, but none of it is interesting enough to write about.  this movie was actually pretty good.  plus, that’s two for demi moore, all we have to do is watch showgirls and then she’s a hall of famer!


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[guest blogger] Demolition Man

Sly Stone and Wes Snipes
doing what they do the best:
kickin’  ass…’nuff said!

Camiele: What can you say about a paring like this:  Wesley Snipes with his multiple Black Belts and Sylvester Stallone with his Rocky-Rambo badassery?  It’s like French chocolate to an action freak.  There’s just too much delicious in this movie to pick a couple moments to highlight.  But, let’s start with the names of our pro and an:  Stallone as John Spartan, a name that suggests any of the many reckless and unbridled gods of war that were the Spartans; Wesley Snipes as Simon Phoenix, a man not trifled with as he always leaves his trail in an explosion and always rises from the debris.  Then you’ve got names like Edgar Friendly and Bobby Lamb that just seem too good to be true.

It’s like 1984 with more explosions than bowels after collard greens.  There’s nothing more fantastic than a world that sees the merger of San Diego, Los Angeles, and Santa Barbara; Schwarzenegger as president; and where every single restaurant is Taco Bell –except, of course, the underground city of people left before the 21st century who like to read, like their burgers dripping with grease, and still live by the law of the jungle.  It’s a movie so filled with all of my favourite things –two unyielding warriors battling, sharp contrasts in society, and battle for the universe.  Add to that a soundtrack of jingles from the 1950s and you’ve got the perfect film to add to any action hero collection.

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boylorne: And now, here’s Grace Jones:

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Tormented (2009)


rest in piss.


asthmatic zombie
takes revenge on school bullies
condom full of dick



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Fear of the Dark (2002)

cowboy ghost douche bags
apparently blankets are safe?
just pay your light bill!


Jesse James: More than one guitar?


5. His nickname is Jess.
4. He started playing guitar when he was 14.
3. He owns two guitars.
2. He is a fan of The Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
1. He has dimples when he smiles.

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