Monthly Archives: November 2010

Zardoz

 

orange diapers

erection studies,
not as sexy as you’d think.
dicky bird covers.

poor sean connery!
what have they done to james bond?
wear a wedding dress.

 

sean connery wedding dress

Wear a wedding dress, indeed.

 

zardog zardoz

Who wore it better?

photocredit: here

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Bai Ling is… excitable

bai ling twitter

UPDATE: Bai Ling has an Uncle Showshine.

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Burlesque (2010)

"WHERE HAVE I BEEN ALL MY LIFE"

welcome to burlesque
your leg is cher’s microphone
glitter bras for all

cher and a crow bar
beat the windows out ya car
lame drama ballad

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Lost Boys: The Thirst (2010)

THE GREATEST TERRIBLE SEQUEL OF ALL TIME. I LOVE THIS MOVIE. I HAVE BAD TASTE.

lame raver vampires
the frog brothers last hurrah?
cry little sister

ok, so the lost boys is pretty much my favorite movie of all time, and i know this looks terrible, but it is surprisingly enjoyable. cory feldman always is amazing as edgar frog, and this movie is full of really good one liners, really hilarious weapons, and tonnes of flashbacks and references to the original movie. also, a touching tribute to sam emerson/corey haim. the raver storyline was a bit dated, but what can you do? also, on the bonus features on the dvd, there is something called “the art of seduction: vampire lore.” i decided that it was too amazing to watch by myself, so maybe we’ll do a review of that in the future.

what's your childhood trauma?

unfortunately, there was none of this:

but there was lots of this:

only hilarious. there was no music video like on the tribe, and i can’t track down that one. IF IT AIN’T BROKE DON’T FIX IT.

also, apparently they killed the head vampire this time, and as you know if you kill the head vampire all half vampires are turned back into regular people.  there was a bit of werewolf drama at the end of this one, so my fingers are crossed for a fourth chapter.  WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

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The Sentinel (1977)

CHRIS SARANDON = ADEQUATE LOVER.

hard day for model
scantily clad, armed with knife
what’s that? hell portal!

this movie co-stars chris sarandon aka jerry dandridge from fright night aka jack skellington as model allison parker’s concerned, creepy boyfriend.

JACK SKELLINGTON.

plus, everyone is in this movie including christopher walken, burgess meredith, jerry orbach, beverly d’angelo as a deranged lesbian, and the love of my life jeff goldblum.

AWESOME.

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