Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)

nothing says "christmas" like one piece of garland taped to the wall

santa clauses die!
everyone’s eyes are smiling
what a crappy gift

clearly our new year’s resolution was not to update the blog more frequently!

Season of the Witch (2011)

FEATURING AN AWESOME DIRTSTACHE.

sir nicolas cage
prance around on your pony
bleed out your sadness

A Year in Cinema… with boylorne

2010

Scandal in a Small Town, Gwendoline, Outside the Law, Wishcraft, Seduced by Evil, The Room, She-Gods of Shark Reef, Wasp Woman, The Thirst, Lover’s Lane, Rollerball, Turbulence 3, Dance of the Dead, Snoop Dogg’s Hood of Horror, Dark World, Aerobicide, Fear of the Dark, June 9, Runaway, The Omega Man, Best Worst Movie, Eegah, Hot Potato, Barbarian Brothers, Do Not Open Till Christmas

NOT GOOD MOVIES.