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The Tara Reid Acting School for Real Smart Ladies: Isabel Lucas

Glasses? Clipboard? HAIR IN A BUN?? This is one smart lady.

Glasses? Clipboard? HAIR IN A BUN?? This is one smart lady.

Upon her successful appearance in “Alone in the Dark” as a real smart archaeology lady (Quoth director Uwe Boll: “Tara Reid is looking really intelligent with eyeglass.”), Tara Reid decided it was time to give back to the community. So, she opened The Tara Reid Acting School for Real Smart Ladies – a place where pretty ladies can learn to hold props that look smart, in hopes that they themselves will appear intelligent.

Who needs brains when you have a wind machine?

Who needs brains when you have a wind machine?

Graduate: Isabel Lucas
Major: Book Holding
Film: Transformers 2 (2009)

From all of us here at “24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!”, we wish Isabel Lucas a hearty congratulations, and remind our readers that intelligence is only a labcoat away.

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The Crow: Wicked Prayer

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walk slow as house burns
and look like a sad lady.
re-apply lipstick

Ohhh… so many problems with this one. Here’s a few highlights:

  • the theatrical debut of the UFC’s Tito Ortiz.
  • a cameo by Macy Gray.
  • Dennis Hopper in a complete WTF performance as a jive-talkin’ pimp/cult leader. Not even he can deliver a stinker of a line like “I now pronounce you devil and his shorty!”

On the upside, it’s got Danny Trejo (MACHETE!) and our best girl, Tara Reid!

I thought the biggest problem was Edward Furlong, who ends up looking more than a little effeminate after he takes a Sharpie to his face. The look he’s going for is “grim spectre of death” but it’s more like “bay goth teen who took a Sharpie to his face while watching the first Crow movie in their room on VHS”.

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Personally, Edward Furlong as The Crow reminded me of those Living Dead Dolls from Hot Topic:

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Basically the same.

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