Death of a Ghosthunter (2007)

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Modelli Folli aka Model Madness (2010)

motion editorial sickness

ty-ty’s in film school
so whip your hair in reverse
a top model first

Camp Hell (2010)

i learned that if you sin then you will have an asthma attack and a statue of the virgin mary will fall on you.

bible camp!  demons!
it’s just about abstinence
the real sin? FAKE HORROR.

once again, i have no idea where this movie went wrong. the credits were super scary and it was supposedly based on a true story about a bible camp where demons appear to take care of sinners.  i think that’s what this was about anyways, i kind of lost interest about halfway through once i realized that the trailer was a complete tease and everything else was mostly about how if you sin, then demons will attack you and your family. jesse eisenberg is in it for about 5 mintues, i no longer have a crush on andrew mccarthy and if i ever have children, they are never going to bible camp.

Extraordinary Measures

harrison ford's balls in a jelly jar.

science fights! men cry!
brendan fraser, knock it off!
giant tears cause floods.

a mild suggestive scene.

A Haunting in Connecticut

ghosts? or substance abuse?

when raising the dead,
do not forget the eyelids.
whoa! ectoplasm!

this was not that great.
haunting in connecticut?
more like a boring.

are we that simple?
to freak over spec effects?
k-mart movie gore.

and the kiss of death?
that it’s based on real events.
real boring events.

this documentary comes on halloween time like 40 times a day.  this halloween you should totally watch it.

Macabre

i hear you make great soup

the worst day ever,
your son and boyfriend both killed,
trashy lingerie.

hospital release,
now you live with a blind man,
and your daughter’s nuts.

you’re totally gross,
every night insatiable,
necrophilia.

NSFW!
this is the grossest thing i’ve ever seen.
haiku co-written with maggie.