science fights! men cry!
brendan fraser, knock it off!
giant tears cause floods.
a mild suggestive scene.
ghosts? or substance abuse?
when raising the dead,
do not forget the eyelids.
whoa! ectoplasm!
this was not that great.
haunting in connecticut?
more like a boring.
are we that simple?
to freak over spec effects?
k-mart movie gore.
and the kiss of death?
that it’s based on real events.
real boring events.
this documentary comes on halloween time like 40 times a day. this halloween you should totally watch it.
i hear you make great soup
the worst day ever,
your son and boyfriend both killed,
trashy lingerie.
hospital release,
now you live with a blind man,
and your daughter’s nuts.
you’re totally gross,
every night insatiable,
necrophilia.
NSFW!
this is the grossest thing i’ve ever seen.
haiku co-written with maggie.