Tag Archives: bava

Macabre

i hear you make great soup

i hear you make great soup

the worst day ever,
your son and boyfriend both killed,
trashy lingerie.

hospital release,
now you live with a blind man,
and your daughter’s nuts.

you’re totally gross,
every night insatiable,
necrophilia.


NSFW!
this is the grossest thing i’ve ever seen.
haiku co-written with maggie.

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A Blade in the Dark aka La casa con la scala nel buio

kleenex ain't gonna clean that up

kleenex ain't gonna clean that up

girl in the closet
a weave in the chicken wire
typical katia

is this your weapon?
an exacto-knife? puleeze.
retract blade slowly.

ok vacant nerds, this movie is actually terrifying. you can watch it on youtube.

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Hatchet for the Honeymoon AKA Il Rosso segno della follia

so many creepy bride mannequins

so many creepy bride mannequins

guy with the dead wife,
why do you keep killing brides?
Oedipus complex.

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