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Never Cry Werewolf (2008)

PETTER STEBBINGS, YOU PLAYED A TEEN IN 1993, STOP HANGING AROUND HIGH SCHOOLS.

like oz and willow
with a creepy age difference
and kevin sorbo

Points of Interest:

Nina Dobrev is really into playing characters that look like the old timey beloved of a monster. I’ve only seen her in two things, and in both she is the object of affection of either a werewolf or a vampire that carries around a picture of the old-timey look-a-like lover.

Melissa from Never Cry Werewolf

Katherine from The Vampire Diaries

Apparently when you are bitten by a werewolf you go through an unsexy transformation and turn into this unfortunate thing:

UNSEXY!

UNFORTUNATE!

And finally, this:

KEVIN SORBO GUSSIED UP LIKE SOME INDIANA JONES CROCODILE HUNTER BEING CHASED BY AND UNFORTUNATE HALF WEREWOLF!

This is not a good movie by any means, but if it comes on TV, you could probably leave it on and be entertained.

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[site news] Happy Canada Day!

Since our mysterious island home is situated in close proximity to the nation of Canada, we feel the urge to celebrate July 1 with hot tracks.

While not strictly a bad movie, it’s got a lot of our favourite things:

  • mysterious temples
  • dramatic arm movements
  • mystical animal friends
  • moody coloured lenses
  • intense scenes of fire
  • the moon
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