Tag Archives: Christmas

Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984)

nothing says "christmas" like one piece of garland taped to the wall

santa clauses die!
everyone’s eyes are smiling
what a crappy gift

clearly our new year’s resolution was not to update the blog more frequently!

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Silent Night, Deadly Night

PUNISH!!!

santa raped his mom
boy forced to wear santa suit
uh, can you blame him?

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Black Christmas (2006)

Trachtenberg, get off the couch already!

Michelle Trachtenberg,
nothing says Christmas like gross
and scary incest.

Andrea Martin
and Lacey Chabert. Sicko!
Don’t eat those cookies!

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