Modelli Folli aka Model Madness (2010)

motion editorial sickness

ty-ty’s in film school
so whip your hair in reverse
a top model first

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Halloween II (1981)

damn, michael myers!
just leave jamie lee alone.
syringe into eye.

Troll 2

 

If only there were trolls in this movie

 

corn on the cob slut
vegetarian goblins
baloney sandwich!

Jurassic Park

DINOSAURS! GOLDBLUM! AWESOME!

newman frees dinos
“chaotician” loses shirt
hold on to yer butts

Hello.

Hellraiser (1987)

Um... he'll also tear apart your entire body.

 

Gurl, your step-mom blows!
She brought back your dead uncle
and fucked with Pinhead. 

Rubik’s Cube from Hell.
Step away from the portal!
AHHHHHH! The Cenobites! 

Lovely party.

 

 

And as if Pinhead and the Cenobites weren’t enough to freak you right out,  Clive Barker decided to throw a reconstituted, skinless, sadomasochistic uncle into the mix. Fun for the whole family! 

Oh, hi. Nightmares forever.

 

 

Silent Night, Deadly Night

PUNISH!!!

santa raped his mom
boy forced to wear santa suit
uh, can you blame him?

Sleepaway Camp

"Have a KILLER summer!", "Camp can be MURDER!", etc. etc.

watch out, dumb children.
the moral of the story?
teen horniness kills

The Hunger (1983)

Forever... and ever

Susan Sarandon
and vampire transformation.
Dramatic curtains!

Also, check out this sensuous scene between Sarandon and Deneuve (NSFW!!!):

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

We love you, Elvira. We truly love you.

Please, Queen B-Movie,
there are only so many
breast jokes to be made.

Phantasm

This movie poster is telling the truth!!!

Actually scared,
Holding out for a portal.
Score! But just a wall.

Bonus:

Whoa! He got sucked through!
An alternate universe!?
Phantasm, is it?