Shutter Island (2010)

leonardo dicaprio: fedahrawl mawshall.

our pug-faced hero
is absolutely insane
plot twist? obvious.

New Best Friend (2002)

rachel true, who are you trying to kid?

dawson’s creek’s andie
mia kirshner is a mess
dominique swain’s gay

other highlights:  college “kids” behaving badly because “hey!  it’s college!”,  people run around in desperate need of a bra, and oliver hudson raps.  it’s as awful as you think it is.

[Hall of Fame] Kerr Smith

Lotta shine. Lotta forehead.

Today, we induct Kerr Smith into the “24 Hours to Midnight” Hall of Fame.

Kerr Smith, who rose to fame by acting as a gay on the WB’s Dawson’s Creek, has now been featured on “24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!” three times:  Final Destination, My Bloody Valentine 3D, and The Forsaken. Wow – a horror franchise, a horror remake, and 1990s vampires. Good work, Kerr. You’re a Hall of Famer, for sure!

p.s. His middle name is Van Cleve.