our pug-faced hero
is absolutely insane
plot twist? obvious.
dawson’s creek’s andie
mia kirshner is a mess
dominique swain’s gay
other highlights: college “kids” behaving badly because “hey! it’s college!”, people run around in desperate need of a bra, and oliver hudson raps. it’s as awful as you think it is.
Lotta shine. Lotta forehead.
Today, we induct Kerr Smith into the “24 Hours to Midnight” Hall of Fame.
Kerr Smith, who rose to fame by acting as a gay on the WB’s Dawson’s Creek, has now been featured on “24 Hours to Midnight: The Blog!” three times: Final Destination, My Bloody Valentine 3D, and The Forsaken. Wow – a horror franchise, a horror remake, and 1990s vampires. Good work, Kerr. You’re a Hall of Famer, for sure!
p.s. His middle name is Van Cleve.