Season of the Witch (2011)

FEATURING AN AWESOME DIRTSTACHE.

sir nicolas cage
prance around on your pony
bleed out your sadness

A Haunting in Connecticut

ghosts? or substance abuse?

when raising the dead,
do not forget the eyelids.
whoa! ectoplasm!

this was not that great.
haunting in connecticut?
more like a boring.

are we that simple?
to freak over spec effects?
k-mart movie gore.

and the kiss of death?
that it’s based on real events.
real boring events.

this documentary comes on halloween time like 40 times a day.  this halloween you should totally watch it.