Tag Archives: gender issues

Someone’s Knocking at the Door (2009)

Hallucinations
Starring cheap Keanu Reeves
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So much dicky-bird.

This “grind-house throwback” was actually pretty disturbing, especially because of the intense scenes of equal opportunity rape and slaughter. Luckily, it was all just a dream!

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Prey for Rock and Roll

new york times loved this.
just paint my belly baby.
marc blucas says “fuck”.

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A Cinderella Story

updated for teens.
always read your texts out loud.
duff is faux fugly.

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Lady Dragon (1992)

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Rothrock is our hero!

Cynthia Rothrock
you are a Lady Dragon.
So fuck up some men!

Treason or magic?
Beat your slutty nemesis!
Now, shoulder shimmy.

Note: For fashion alone, this trailer is worth watching.

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Sleepaway Camp

"Have a KILLER summer!", "Camp can be MURDER!", etc. etc.

"Have a KILLER summer!", "Camp can be MURDER!", etc. etc.

watch out, dumb children.
the moral of the story?
teen horniness kills

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Date with the Dead

Breaking up has never been so terrible

Breaking up has never been so terrible

A local short film!
Oh, Andy Jones, we love you!
Hot zombie action.

a solid effort
good acting by the deceased
next time? more zombies

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A Blade in the Dark aka La casa con la scala nel buio

kleenex ain't gonna clean that up

kleenex ain't gonna clean that up

girl in the closet
a weave in the chicken wire
typical katia

is this your weapon?
an exacto-knife? puleeze.
retract blade slowly.

ok vacant nerds, this movie is actually terrifying. you can watch it on youtube.

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Gigli

It's turkey time. Gobble, gobble.

It's turkey time. Gobble, gobble.

here, j-lo plays gay
converted by ben affleck:
matt damon’s true love

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