john stamos: real man
gene simmons: hermaphrodite
they almost tongue kiss
ALSO:
ALSO:
tom selleck, head nerd
cops fix computer problems
runaway robots
boylorne: Back when she was on “Cheers”, I had a crush on Kirstie Alley. She wore blouses and was insolent. It was amazing.
Bonus facts about Cynthia Rhodes! She starred in a Toto video! She is Rosanna! That is her slinking around a fence and swinging around a stop sign. She is also married to Richard Marx and at one point sang for Animotion (but this was post-“Obsession”, so it’s not as awesome as it could be). Either way, nice work Cynthia Rhodes! Richard Marx probably sings this and thinks about you!
(this was my song for a dance number in gym class in the second grade. i think it involved forward rolls and ribbons on a stick.)