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Our favourite bad movies, reviewed in haiku
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April Fools (2007)
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer, now with less Brandy
Scream, but in da hood
and with bad rap sequences.
Slow motion killings.
Just so you know: the killer’s nickname is Poop.
Barbarian Brothers (1987)
swords and sorcery
spirits and synthesizers
steroids and sequins
Zardoz
orange diapers
erection studies,
not as sexy as you’d think.
dicky bird covers.
poor sean connery!
what have they done to james bond?
wear a wedding dress.
Wear a wedding dress, indeed.
Who wore it better?
photocredit: here
Burlesque (2010)
"WHERE HAVE I BEEN ALL MY LIFE"
welcome to burlesque
your leg is cher’s microphone
glitter bras for all
cher and a crow bar
beat the windows out ya car
lame drama ballad
Modelli Folli aka Model Madness (2010)
motion editorial sickness
ty-ty’s in film school
so whip your hair in reverse
a top model first
Halloween II (1981)
damn, michael myers!
just leave jamie lee alone.
syringe into eye.
The Gay Bed and Breakfast of Terror (2007)
"Who would want to be with a singer-songwriter who hasn't hit the big time? ... Do you want some couscous?"
sluttiness abounds
and so do gay one-liners
yay, stabbed by drag queen!
Here’s the “sexy version” of the trailer:
And here’s a fun little scene:
So it turns out that above crazy lady was actually gang-banged by a large group of Republicans and gave birth to a teenage zombie boy.
